what?!

Okay, so given, were not naive, we know that when we decide to have kids, our bodies are gonna change. But seriously?! It's like a cruel joke God plays on us. " Here I'm going to give you this beautiful precious gift. But in return, I'm going to screw your body up royally." I'm not dumb, I realize some woman are better then me, and they just pop right back in to their size 2 jeans, the second the doctor slaps the babies ass, but that's not reality for me, and I'm pretty sure alot of other woman. Trust me I can live with the few extra pounds, I know how to go to a gym and work it off, but my boobs, really?! They used to be so cute and perky, now they're like utters, I feel like I should be milked, at least it would save us some money at the grocery store once a month. Normally, I wouldn't admit this out loud, it is embarrassing and too much information, but I know you other moms can relate whether you want to admit it or not, so I'll do it for you. And confidence, whats that? I used to be able to strut all over the house, butt naked. Now i make my husband turn around when I get out of the shower. Anyway I'm just saying, it's not fair. I wouldn't give my babies up for anything, but I do want to shake my old, hot body out of them, cause I think they're holding it hostage.